While I was cleaning myself today, I heard some disturbing news.
Apparently I'm getting chubby. The vet told me not to gain weight, and I weigh 3 pounds more than I did last time I went to the vet. I don't look fat do I?
Sigh, maybe this is because I keep stealing my humans' food when it's left on the counter. I ate 3 english muffins yesterday.
If I could just run around as much as I wanted I would be fine. But they keep telling me to stay home. It's like they think I won't come back.
Well, here I am at home.
--Muon
