This happened a little while ago, but it is important to get the message out.
Chocolate is bad for you! Don't eat it!
If your humans find out you ate a whole bunch of chocolate, they will make you drink weird stuff that's bubbly and makes you throw up. A lot. That wasn't much fun.
My humans explained that I would be much much sicker if they hadn't made me drink that stuff. So I forgave them, and I'm letting you know.
The question I have is: If chocolate is so bad for you, why can you find great big chunks of it lying around?
And why does it smell so good?
A public service announcement by Muon
Dear Muon,
ReplyDeleteThe Chocolate Monster comes while you are sleeping and "leaves" the chunks of chocolate around (I don't need to go into details of how, exactly, the Chocolate Monster produces the chunks) in hopes that a dog will find them appetizing. Then when the dog gets sick and weak, the Chocolate Monster will eat up the dog. Your humans were smart to make you throw it up. They love you and don't want to lose you to the Chocolate Monster. That's why, whenever you find a chunk of chocolate, you should immediately show your humans where it is.
Love, Nannyfan