Chocolate

This happened a little while ago, but it is important to get the message out.

Chocolate is bad for you! Don't eat it!

If your humans find out you ate a whole bunch of chocolate, they will make you drink weird stuff that's bubbly and makes you throw up. A lot. That wasn't much fun.

My humans explained that I would be much much sicker if they hadn't made me drink that stuff. So I forgave them, and I'm letting you know.

The question I have is: If chocolate is so bad for you, why can you find great big chunks of it lying around?
And why does it smell so good?

A public service announcement by Muon