A day in the life

Sometimes, life doesn't go as you plan.
Sometimes, bad things happen.

I stepped in some poop yesterday. Some dogs just don't teach their humans how to clean up properly. It's not that hard! Have them bring a plastic bag. They have opposable thumbs, they shouldn't have much trouble.

So I was in the house with stinky stinky poo on my foot. My humans were NOT happy. They said that it needed to be cleaned off ASAP.

Cleaned?  I don't like the sound of that.

As you may know, this cleaning thing involves water. And not water for drinking. Water you intentionally put on the outside of your body. Not a good idea.

The humans took me into the evil room and I was not happy. The evil room is where the shower is and I get all wet. I do not like the shower and I do not like the evil room.

Fortunately though, they didn't get me all wet. Just my foot. That's not so bad. And cleaned it and cleaned it and cleaned it so it stopped smelling. It looked just like when I lick my feet. I don't really understand why I'm not supposed to lick my feet when they do the same thing.

I suppose my humans are not too bad. They pick up after me and feed me, as well as putting me in the evil room. And they didn't even give me a shower this time.

Be sure to tell all of your humans to do their job of cleaning! Remember, they have thumbs.

---Muon