As you also might recall, I am not allowed to chase squirrels, and instead I have squirrel toys to play with inside.
I am very good at catching the toy squirrels, and I am very thorough about killing them and ripping them limb from limb.
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| Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Rawwrrrrgh. |
I make sure every single piece of squirrel inside is out of its skin. And that none of those squirrel insides have anything inside them either.
Call me a reverse-taxidermist.
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| What's that? Fluff you say? |
And, since I am such a mighty hunter, I will go rampaging about the house with entrails dripping from my mouth.
Let this be a warning to all squirrels, toy or otherwise who might invade my territory!
---Muon
Let this be a warning to all squirrels, toy or otherwise who might invade my territory!
---Muon
Dear Muon,
ReplyDeleteOh how awed and intimidated I am! Seriously, knowing how to hunt and provide for yourself and your humans could be a useful skill one day, you never know. Although, I'm not sure how useful stuffed prey would be. Never mind that; the point is that you have demonstrated that you know exactly what to do if you were in a survival situation, and that really is impressive. Congratulations! I'm proud of you.
Love, Nannyfan