Visitors

Aunt E is away for a while, so the kitties that live with her came to stay with me and my humans.

Turns out they're not so bad after all. They get in trouble too! They've been eating a plant and throwing it up. I never do that.

Here are the kitties:

Bestest friends... to each other

The one on the left is Zayna and the one on the right is Samira. They get fed on the table. I am not allowed to eat their food.

They brought some beds with them, but since they prefer to sleep on chairs, I get to use the bed

just the right size!

I like the kitty bed because it is poofy and soft and has nice edges to keep me cuddled in during my naps. I think I'll have my humans get me one of these for my own.

They'll be visiting for a little while, so I hope to have more pictures to show you.


--- Muon

Hunter extraordinaire

As you might recall, I like squirrels. For chasing.

As you also might recall, I am not allowed to chase squirrels, and instead I have squirrel toys to play with inside.

I am very good at catching the toy squirrels, and I am very thorough about killing them and ripping them limb from limb.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Rawwrrrrgh. 

I make sure every single piece of squirrel inside is out of its skin. And that none of those squirrel insides have anything inside them either. 

Call me a reverse-taxidermist.

What's that? Fluff you say?

And, since I am such a mighty hunter, I will go rampaging about the house with entrails dripping from my mouth.

Let this be a warning to all squirrels, toy or otherwise who might invade my territory!


---Muon

A day in the life

Sometimes, life doesn't go as you plan.
Sometimes, bad things happen.

I stepped in some poop yesterday. Some dogs just don't teach their humans how to clean up properly. It's not that hard! Have them bring a plastic bag. They have opposable thumbs, they shouldn't have much trouble.

So I was in the house with stinky stinky poo on my foot. My humans were NOT happy. They said that it needed to be cleaned off ASAP.

Cleaned?  I don't like the sound of that.

As you may know, this cleaning thing involves water. And not water for drinking. Water you intentionally put on the outside of your body. Not a good idea.

The humans took me into the evil room and I was not happy. The evil room is where the shower is and I get all wet. I do not like the shower and I do not like the evil room.

Fortunately though, they didn't get me all wet. Just my foot. That's not so bad. And cleaned it and cleaned it and cleaned it so it stopped smelling. It looked just like when I lick my feet. I don't really understand why I'm not supposed to lick my feet when they do the same thing.

I suppose my humans are not too bad. They pick up after me and feed me, as well as putting me in the evil room. And they didn't even give me a shower this time.

Be sure to tell all of your humans to do their job of cleaning! Remember, they have thumbs.

---Muon